Fire up your computers and start harassing Selena. Justin Bieber has a new girlfriend. Her name is Sofia Richie, stepsister of Nicole Richie and daughter of Lionel Richie. Basically, everything else you need to know about her has already been documented by a crew or an iPhone camera, so let's do some social media stalking.
But let's take pause. I want you to visualize. Everything about Sofia Richie is the manifestation of The Simple Life's insurmountable influence on the marketplace of ideas.
First up, with a father like Lionel Richie, she's rich enough to believe she's on the same playing field as the Kardashians.
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She's rich enough for Kylie to notice her.
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When she's not jet setting around the globe with Bieber, she's riding the PJ with her bestie.
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She has a French bulldog named Cairo (@cariorichie) who rides shotgun as he goes everywhere with her.
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She vacations as much as possible.
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What you've seen here is a teenage Instagram celebrity. A girl with a plan, an image and a formula. After Justin tried to track down a 15-year-old using Instagram, Sofia Richie was the most obvious option. She boasts an age difference that gives him the upper hand, has a father to offer mentorship and career opportunities to the young singer and they look cute prancing across the tabloids. It's a match made in heaven.
Are you here for it?
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